Kevin Bacon is a real ham.
In a mock PSA for Mashable, the 57-year-old Cop Car tar addresses a "big problem" in Hollywood. "In so many films and TV shows, we see gratuitous female nudity, and that's not OK. Well, it's OK, but it's not fair to actresses, and it's not fair to actors, because we want to be naked too. Gentlemen, it's time to free the bacon," he says. "And by bacon, of course, I mean your wiener, your balls and your butt."
"Game of Thrones: You've got three sex scenes an episode. How hard would it be to just show one or two wieners every couple of minute? This is an issue of gender equality. Let me be on the show. Come on! I'll play a naked wizard or something. I've done it before," Bacon says in the video. "Have you seen Wild Things? I was super naked in that. It was awesome. Matt Dillon was there. He saw my wiener."
Bacon reveals he was nude in Hollow Man, My Dog Skip and Frost/Nixon, too.
He's willing to get naked again. "Hey, Marvel: I have an idea for a superhero. It's me! And guess what? I have an infinity stone on the tip of my wiener," he says.
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